She's An Angel


            I met someone at the dog show
            She was holding my left arm 
            But everyone was acting normal
            So I tried to look nonchalant

            We both said, "I really love you"
            The Shriners loaned us cars
            We raced up and down the sidewalk
            Twenty thousand million times 

            Why did they send her over anyone else?
            How should I react?
            These things happen to other people
            They don't happen at all, in fact

            When you're following an angel
            Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
            Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
            Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things

            I heard they had a space program
            When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
            Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
            Other times I think I'm already there 

            Gonna ask for my admission
            Gonna speak to the man in charge
            The secretary says he's on another line
            Can I hold for a long, long time?

            I found out she's an angel
            I don't think she knows I know
            I'm worried that something might happen to me
            If anyone ever finds out

            Why? Why did they send her over anyone else?
            How should I react?
            These things happen to other people
            They don't happen at all

            When you're following an angel
            Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
            Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
            Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things

            I heard they had a space program
            When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
            Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
            Other times I think I'm already there
            
            When you're following an angel
            Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
            Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead 
            Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest thing