(She Was A) Hotel Detective

            Alright!
            Whoo!
            Ah-ha-ha-ha!

            She's got her ear to the walls
            And she's tappin' the calls
            If you've got a secret, boy
            Forget about it, 'cause she's a

            Hotel Detective
            My little
            Hotel Detective
            Yeah she's a
            Hotel Detective
            Why don't you check her out?

            Ooh!
            Well the bellhop is funky
            The dumbwaiter's a monkey
            If there's a knock at the door, boy
            Forget about it, 'cause she's a

            Hotel Detective
            My little
            Hotel Detective
            Yeah
            Hotel Detective
            Come on and check her out

            She says she likes my face
            She says she owns the place
            Forget about it, 'cause she's a

            Hotel Detective
            My little
            Hotel Detective
            Come on and
            Hotel Detective
            Why don't you check her out?

            Ooh!
            
            Hotel Detective
            Come on and swing with me
            Hotel Detective
            From the top of a tree
            Hotel Detective
            And make me feel like a bee
            Hotel Detective
            That's where I want to know you
            Ahahahahahahahahahahaha